We Hate The Sharkman

This is not a gig. This is a call to arms. We Hate The Sharkman have been furiously educating the people of the world as to the atrocities of the Sharkman the only way they know how – by forming a 7-piece jazz/funk/afro/dub band. But this was not enough. We MUST stop the Sharkman.

The Sharkman is everything terrible in this world – an amalgamation of all the worst actions possible, a single point of pure iniquity. That person who skips your song in the queue, a driver throwing a half-eaten burger out their window, the taxman, they are all contained within the Sharkman.

Preventative measures have been taken. Recordings of only the most extreme Sharkman hatred have been assembled into the EP Sharp Teeth, Dull Minds. We invite you, with utmost sincerity, to join us in the live reproduction of this EP in the form of a launch gig, alongside slightly less Sharkman related musical performances from the crème de la crème of the fusion scene.

We hope you take this seriously. It is imperative that you understand, the Sharkman must be stopped. The Sharkman MUST be stopped.


Yellow Arch Studios 30-36 Burton Rd
Sheffield S3 8BX
27th April 2024 - 7:00 pm
Yellow Arch Studios
16+, under 18s with an adult