We Hate The Sharkman

Join the funky and furious We Hate The Sharkman for a night at the zoo.

We begin in the largest aquazone this side of Greenland as we awe at the whale sanctuary. Particularly, that of the Beluga, a funk-fusion beast with a psychedelic glint in its eyes. However, there’s nothing arctic about this particular cetacean, guaranteed to make you groove. It doesn’t eat bass, it shreds bass.

Next, we take a trip to the primate kingdom, where there are always shenanigans. This time, The Lemur Conspiracy are running havoc, instilling their signature afrobeat and jazz-fusion sound across gibbons galore. Expect swinging lemurs, swinging horns, and dancing humans.

You spy a secluded area and decide to explore. As you pass through the staff-only door, you realise you have discovered a laboratory and read RESTRICTED CREATURES. Chaos ensues. A half-shark, half-man, is screeching whilst he gorges. A boiling flask shatters above your head, launched by his fins, and releases a potent green gas. His eyes pierce your soul, as you realise that you have never hated anything more than this man-shark. He advances. Suddenly, out of the gas, emerge 7 heroes of our time. Their name, We Hate The Sharkman. You decide to join them, for a night of full-scale boogie at Yellow Arch Studios, Sheffield, before they embark on their quest across the UK to defeat the Sharkman once and for all.